I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it.

I'm afraid if I don't keep moving, they're going to catch me ... I am 81 years old and I want to see what's around the corner, and I don't see any reason in the world not to keep working. But I am starting to value my down time a great deal because I am realizing there might be other things to do that I am overlooking.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

Today, in my career, I'm doing what I love to do. And that is, do things for the fun - do comedy. It's a pleasure to go for the laughter.