I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

I would love to see what's going to happen with science fiction with peoples' heads, because we still have people running around in the year 2050 or 2100 or 2200 and they have incredible technology and you see the effects: laser beams and rays and beaming down and beaming up. Incredible technical things happening, but everybody is still running around jealous, fighting, whacking, cheating. There's got to be something going on! Some kind of change. I'd like to see something starting to happen in that area, with the psychology of the human being and how that changed.

Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.