The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.
When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.
I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.
Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.
One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.