I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all.

I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it.

Today, in my career, I'm doing what I love to do. And that is, do things for the fun - do comedy. It's a pleasure to go for the laughter.

Any sport that comes from Scotland is good!