Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.
Do your part to silence gossip - don't repeat it.
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.
I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things.
There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.