I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

I have always loved science fiction. One of my favorite shows is 'Star Trek.' I like the trips, where it drops my mind off, because they give you a premise and all of a sudden, you say, 'Oh!' and I'm fascinated by it.

Any sport that comes from Scotland is good!

I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent.

I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.