Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.
One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.
Do your part to silence gossip - don't repeat it.
The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.
I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.