Any sport that comes from Scotland is good!

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

Do your part to silence gossip - don't repeat it.

In episodic television you'll have a good guy who's on every week and that's his show! He's the regular on it, and you're not going to be "gooder" than he is; I mean, he's the guy who's got to solve your problem! So if you're playing a good guy, you have to have a problem, and he's going to solve it for you. And the only really strong dramatic part is the heavy, because the meaner and crueler and rottener you are, the better the good guy looks when he whips ya' at the end because he always is gonna whip ya! So, the best dramatic guest shot is the heavy.