sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers

I hammer on a theme until I'm tired of it and the audience is tired of it.

My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.

I have never thought of my entertainment as being able to bring about social change. I am seriously always looking for the laugh. What it did make me conscious of was having empathy for those without any power in this country. That has always stuck with me.

The Republicans are the party of bad ideas. The Democrats are the party of no ideas.

When you're fund-raising for schools, then something's wrong. We seem to have lost some sort of sense of what the common good is, and if you don't have a sense of what the common good is, then at least give to what you think your specific goods are.

I'm always amazed when I hear people saying, "That George Bush, he's a great leader". And I wonder, where can one find a drug that would make one so delusional?