Basically, I started on stage yelling and I kept yelling, and then I yelled some more, and then I yelled even louder. I'm modulated now.

I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.

You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don't stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over.

Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.

If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist.

Parenting isn't just parenting your own child.

When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping.