Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the midst of all of the politics we live through on a daily basis.

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.

If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.

Interesting thing about being rich is once you pay your taxes, you're still rich.

I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.