Writing is thinking and thinking is hard work.

If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the midst of all of the politics we live through on a daily basis.

When you're fund-raising for schools, then something's wrong. We seem to have lost some sort of sense of what the common good is, and if you don't have a sense of what the common good is, then at least give to what you think your specific goods are.

The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation and sit them on a couch and bring them food and plumbing, they'll sit there and talk to you about anything you want until the day you die.

One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger.

Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.