The thing is, whenever I see Hillary Clinton, I feel like I have to vote for her. She makes me feel guilty because I feel like I should vote for her so that she'll feel better about herself because she'd been in such a bad marriage.
Lewis BlackWhat makes it difficult for people trying to follow a dream is that the whole time you feel like you're slamming your head against the wall. So it's nice to make a breakthrough and not kind of lying there with your head bleeding.
Lewis BlackIf you want to get an audience quiet, just say "abortion" and everybody shuts up and the tension in the room is spectacular.
Lewis BlackI feel the need to scream, and even if the scream is not answered, I find my sanity in the echo.
Lewis Black