Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit.

The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation and sit them on a couch and bring them food and plumbing, they'll sit there and talk to you about anything you want until the day you die.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. I love music because it's really just - I tried to play piano as a kid. I was awful. It didn't help, and this is absolutely true, that my piano teacher had arthritis. And that's not a good way to learn.

Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.

If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.