Then there was the man who declared in court, he wasn't a person. "Excuse me, sir, why haven't you paid your taxes." "Well, as you can clearly see, I am not a person." "Well, you look like a person." "No it's all done with mirrors, trust me!"

If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .

People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

Ninety percent of a shirt that not only was bright purple and green but with a design on it that, if you moved too quickly, might cause a seizure in an unsuspecting onlooker.

I feel the need to scream, and even if the scream is not answered, I find my sanity in the echo.

Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.