When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.
Lewis BlackMy father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.
Lewis BlackI continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.
Lewis Black