I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.

It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance.

The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable.

Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit.

Self-love is a big part of golf.

There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bllodeshot eye.

Everybody's family has different values.