Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.

Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.

Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.

None of this seems to affect the leadership, that people don't go out to vote, that they don't feel the need to go vote, that they already feel disenfranchised. It's not just Obama's fault or Clinton's or whomever's, it's all of them, the whole collection of clowns I've had to sit through.

I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.

My hate of Apple has moved into a hate of Facebook.

And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.