I feel the need to scream, and even if the scream is not answered, I find my sanity in the echo.
Lewis BlackNobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!'
Lewis BlackBeing a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it's a jigsaw of a blue sky. Not a cloud in sight.
Lewis BlackJesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers... they are obviously alcoholics.
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