North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.

What is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks.

Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny.

I have never thought of my entertainment as being able to bring about social change. I am seriously always looking for the laugh. What it did make me conscious of was having empathy for those without any power in this country. That has always stuck with me.

Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.

My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, they worked really only until they were sixty.

The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.