North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.

When you're fund-raising for schools, then something's wrong. We seem to have lost some sort of sense of what the common good is, and if you don't have a sense of what the common good is, then at least give to what you think your specific goods are.

Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

I was home alone watching George Bush speak on television. So it was just really the two of us. And as I listened to him, I realized, that one of us... was nuts! And for the first time ever, I went, 'Wow, it's not me!'

My favorite health club is the International House of Pancakes

I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.