I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.

The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over.

Basically, I started on stage yelling and I kept yelling, and then I yelled some more, and then I yelled even louder. I'm modulated now.

Everybody's family has different values.

The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.

Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.