How long can we go without real leadership? It's like an experiment. It's [a problem with] both parties, it's beyond belief.
Lewis BlackWell first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
Lewis BlackI think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.
Lewis BlackI was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka.
Lewis Black