The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
Lewis BlackI think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.
Lewis BlackIt's amazing what I could've written in my life if I had realized that I should keep writing and not masturbating.
Lewis BlackThis is the thing I've never understood: If someone is going to hell for being gay or being a Jew or a Muslim or having an abortion, then what are you worried about? You don't need to try and convert these people or try and save them. If you really believe in your religion, these people are already doomed, so stop worrying about them.
Lewis Black