You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling "The British are coming! The British are coming!"

I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.

Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?

Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.

When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.