I feel the need to scream, and even if the scream is not answered, I find my sanity in the echo.

I feel the need to scream, and even if the scream is not answered, I find my sanity in the echo.

There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.

The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over.

You are an adult, and you can dress up whenever you want to. You don't need permission anymore! If you wake up next tuesday, and you feel like being Batman, go for it! And then you go to work, and your boss will look up and go "who are you," and you can say: "I am Batman. That's who I am, who are you?"

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

I've been very lucky. There are guys I know who are really terrific in this business of stand-up who have not gotten the recognition they deserve. And it's nice, if you've put in the time, to achieve that recognition.