I feel the need to scream, and even if the scream is not answered, I find my sanity in the echo.

The kids say golf taught them this and that. I get it with the military: A guy joins the military because he needs discipline and has to find himself. But don't tell me, 'Golf helps you find yourself.' I've been playing my whole life, and I'm still looking for myself.

This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.

Political audiences are not fun.

Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really kind of optimistic, and I look forward to a new day. I pick up 'The New York Times,' and I look at the front page and realize that once again I'm wrong. I start to fixate on stuff.

Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.

I have this insane optimistic streak that the American people prevail over the stupidity that the leadership exhibits time and time again, and I think that's the truth.