If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.

My father painted, well into his 80s, what he called hard edge abstractions. It's really cool.

My problem has always been with authority, and I'm sure if anybody understands that, it's people in uniform.

How our government works... it doesn't.

Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!

It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!

Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.