If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.

My father painted, well into his 80s, what he called hard edge abstractions. It's really cool.

If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare.

I can pretty much guarantee that if I do a show in a comedy club, there will be someone who will come out of the audience and tell me the worst joke ever. It's just a guarantee.

Apparently there is no profit in the unique, or not enough to make it worthwhile to preserve. Ultimately it drains the life out of us, and existentialism starts to make more and more sense.

What I've found in my career is that 70 to 75 percent of comics are nice and have some sense of social skills, but there are those who end up in comedy because they don't know how to socialize. I don't want to deal with that group.

There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.