Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity. And I think that's the reason my act has become more political. I've become somewhat more of a political comic because the level of stupidity I've watched is staggering.
Lewis BlackJesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers... they are obviously alcoholics.
Lewis BlackEveryone of you has a health that is unique and totally different from everybody else. Completely! Because we... are all like snowflakes.
Lewis BlackIf you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .
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