Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers... they are obviously alcoholics.
It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.
I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.
Interesting thing about being rich is once you pay your taxes, you're still rich.
Just relax and breathe through your ass.
Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny.