Everybody's family has different values.

There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.

I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something.

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.

Americans continue to rapidly homogenize ourselves into a neutered oblivion. For a country founded on the protection of the unique, we relish our sameness.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, they worked really only until they were sixty.