The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation and sit them on a couch and bring them food and plumbing, they'll sit there and talk to you about anything you want until the day you die.

You know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs would be nice! Because they help you get to the end of a thought!

I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing.

One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.

Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.

If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough.