I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes
I'm constantly in fear of having a stroke.
Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar.
When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.
Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both!
My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.