Everybody's got cable.

I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.

Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.

A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'

If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.

Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents - doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem...

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.