It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity.
Lewis BlackValentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
Lewis BlackI can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.
Lewis Black