Everybody's got cable.

See... What I felt they should have done, for our first public works project, is build a giant wall... across the entire border of Canada. Because that's where the cold air comes from.

One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.

I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something.

In four days, I experienced five seasons. It was thirty, it was sixty, it was ninety, then it was twelve! And on the last day, there was thunder, lightning, and snow - together! And I hadn't done drugs.

Everyone of you has a health that is unique and totally different from everybody else. Completely! Because we... are all like snowflakes.

Every other civilized country has determined when life begins and it's something that eludes us. We've got things that have to be done! "We didn't fix that bridge because you are all down at the meeting house discussing abortion again."