Everybody's got cable.
If you want to get an audience quiet, just say "abortion" and everybody shuts up and the tension in the room is spectacular.
Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny.
You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.
People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.
The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling "The British are coming! The British are coming!"