I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really kind of optimistic, and I look forward to a new day. I pick up 'The New York Times,' and I look at the front page and realize that once again I'm wrong. I start to fixate on stuff.

How long can we go without real leadership? It's like an experiment. It's [a problem with] both parties, it's beyond belief.

That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.

When we anticipate, we're the happiest. Unless you're on antidepressants. The reason you take antidepressants is because you can't anticipate. You think everything's going to be horrible, so it usually is.

You know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs would be nice! Because they help you get to the end of a thought!