If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.

The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, 'I've got a really bad idea.' And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, 'And I can make it sh*ttier.'

I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.

We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.

Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!'

The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.

Everyone of you has a health that is unique and totally different from everybody else. Completely! Because we... are all like snowflakes.