I love anything that gets me outside of my own head. I love music because it's really just - I tried to play piano as a kid. I was awful. It didn't help, and this is absolutely true, that my piano teacher had arthritis. And that's not a good way to learn.

As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.

Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny.

Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit.

People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.

He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.

I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.