The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling "The British are coming! The British are coming!"

My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't get passed on to my generation.

My father painted, well into his 80s, what he called hard edge abstractions. It's really cool.

Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.

Everybody's always asking me about my blood pressure. They did an interview once where they hooked me up to a blood pressure machine and they'd rile me. I'd yell and scream, and then it would just go back to normal in a few minutes. Everything else is probably rotting, but the blood pressure is spectacular.

You know. I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.

People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.