The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling "The British are coming! The British are coming!"

Basically, I started on stage yelling and I kept yelling, and then I yelled some more, and then I yelled even louder. I'm modulated now.

None of this seems to affect the leadership, that people don't go out to vote, that they don't feel the need to go vote, that they already feel disenfranchised. It's not just Obama's fault or Clinton's or whomever's, it's all of them, the whole collection of clowns I've had to sit through.

The fear of health care changing is beyond belief. Like there's a way to make the system worse. Really?

Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.