Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.

I have N'Sync and Aerosmith and Britney Spears. I have a trifecta from hell.

Everybody's got cable.

I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.

I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.