I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.
Lewis BlackThe Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.
Lewis BlackCan somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise? Are we missing something? Seriously, everyone in this room has drank enough Pepsi and Coke in their lifetime they could piss it for a week.
Lewis BlackThere's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.
Lewis BlackAnybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And by the time you get it in, it's done and you're sitting there reading it, and you realize the 12,000 things you didn't do. I mean, writing isn't fun. It's never been fun.
Lewis Black