The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.

I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't.

If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < .

There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.

Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

If you want to get an audience quiet, just say "abortion" and everybody shuts up and the tension in the room is spectacular.