The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

Usually I'm too tired to apologize.

Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible.

If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

Now, most of the time you couldn't be too sure of the quality of the drug. Although, in my experience the stuff was always of a very high quality, because back then we didn't have business majors peddling lower-quality stuff in an effort to increase profits.