Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.

I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.

They've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, "Well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3." Well, then it's minus 3, asshole! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect!

If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible.

Glenn Beck is offended! Glenn Beck thinks playing the Nazi card is going too far. Glenn Beck. this is a guy who uses more Swastika props and video of the Nuremberg rallies than the History Channel.

FEMA I always thought was a bone here in your ass.