Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.

I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.

I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.

Going up to Canada is great because I'm not dealing with people carrying their agendas into the room. I'm lucky because 97% of the people who come to the show know who they are dealing with, whether they are on the left or the right, we're sharing the same frustration.

Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.

I really wanted to talk about the War on Terror and say that both sides were completely incompetent [in addressing it]. You can't blame the other side when you're involved in it.

I don't buy the 'at 60 it's great to have kids' thing. I don't buy the line that has been thrown down - 'You can have a kid at any time.' That doesn't mean you should.