Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.

I have never thought of my entertainment as being able to bring about social change. I am seriously always looking for the laugh. What it did make me conscious of was having empathy for those without any power in this country. That has always stuck with me.

My hate of Apple has moved into a hate of Facebook.

Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.

When you're done [with writing a book], people tell you "Well, gee, I'm not interested." "Great, I'm glad I sat down and wrote this!"

I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.

One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger.