It's great that we're bringing democracy to Iraq. I can't wait to see how we do it! What are we gonna do, give them our civics textbooks?

I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.

It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.

The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine.

My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a substitute teacher. Together, they worked really only until they were sixty.

The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.