I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.
Lewis BlackJohnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.
Lewis BlackI think you have to [vote] and the reason you have to go vote is an important one, and that is because the day you vote is the day that you will feel the most ineffectual you will feel all year.
Lewis BlackStupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity. And I think that's the reason my act has become more political. I've become somewhat more of a political comic because the level of stupidity I've watched is staggering.
Lewis Black