If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!

And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.

My review of 2001, the year, is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey. It went on too long, it was hard to follow, and you could only enjoy it if you were really, really, *really* stoned.

Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots.

I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that whoever is in charge, I want him out.

There is no better moment than this moment, when we're anticipating the actual moment itself. All of the moments that lead up to the actual moment are truly the best moments. Those are the moments that are filled with good times. Those are the moments in which you are able to think that it is going to be perfect, when the moment actually happens. But, the moment is reality, and reality always kinda sucks!