If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan.

There is no better moment than this moment, when we're anticipating the actual moment itself. All of the moments that lead up to the actual moment are truly the best moments. Those are the moments that are filled with good times. Those are the moments in which you are able to think that it is going to be perfect, when the moment actually happens. But, the moment is reality, and reality always kinda sucks!

Now, most of the time you couldn't be too sure of the quality of the drug. Although, in my experience the stuff was always of a very high quality, because back then we didn't have business majors peddling lower-quality stuff in an effort to increase profits.

I have N'Sync and Aerosmith and Britney Spears. I have a trifecta from hell.

If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.

Should I eat this or should I eat this? Well, I'll have to eat both!