Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

Everybody's always asking me about my blood pressure. They did an interview once where they hooked me up to a blood pressure machine and they'd rile me. I'd yell and scream, and then it would just go back to normal in a few minutes. Everything else is probably rotting, but the blood pressure is spectacular.

I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.

You are an adult, and you can dress up whenever you want to. You don't need permission anymore! If you wake up next tuesday, and you feel like being Batman, go for it! And then you go to work, and your boss will look up and go "who are you," and you can say: "I am Batman. That's who I am, who are you?"

It's amazing what I could've written in my life if I had realized that I should keep writing and not masturbating.

This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.

I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that whoever is in charge, I want him out.