Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.

You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don't stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over.

I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't.

Apparently there is no profit in the unique, or not enough to make it worthwhile to preserve. Ultimately it drains the life out of us, and existentialism starts to make more and more sense.

My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.

The tortoise moves very slowly, it moves towards whatever the goal is, to keep a democratic capitalistic society functioning.