On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
Let's all start walking more and driving less.
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.