There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good for myself.
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.