Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.