God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

Spring time is the land awakening.

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good for myself.

Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?