It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
There's no such thing as being too Southern.
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.