I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?

Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.

They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

Spring time is the land awakening.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.