I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

Let's all start walking more and driving less.

In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on and you're up to somethin'.

If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.