The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.