The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good for myself.

If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.

God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?