The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

Let's all start walking more and driving less.

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"