I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

Spring time is the land awakening.

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.

Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

I get letters from people who say, 'What have you got against women?' What could I possibly have against women? I've married three of them.