I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

Spring time is the land awakening.

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.