In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on and you're up to somethin'.
Lewis GrizzardI get letters from people who say, 'What have you got against women?' What could I possibly have against women? I've married three of them.
Lewis GrizzardThe game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
Lewis Grizzard