The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
Lewis GrizzardI grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
Lewis GrizzardI get letters from people who say, 'What have you got against women?' What could I possibly have against women? I've married three of them.
Lewis GrizzardIt's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
Lewis Grizzard