Let's all start walking more and driving less.
Spring time is the land awakening.
Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"
When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.