The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.