The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.