The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

Spring time is the land awakening.

I get letters from people who say, 'What have you got against women?' What could I possibly have against women? I've married three of them.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.