The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.

"Have you done your homework?" my mother would ask. "I'll do it later." "You will do it now, young man. I don't want you winding up on the third shift at Flagg-Utica." Flagg-Utica was a local textile plant. Somehow, I never could figure how failing to read three chapters in my geography book about the various sorts of vegetation to be found in a tropical rain forest had anything to do with facing a life as a mill hand. But with enough guilt and fear as catalysts, you can read anything, even geography books and Deuteronomy.

Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.