If trying harder doesn't work, try softer.

The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone

It's a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.

The road to success is always under construction.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?