If trying harder doesn't work, try softer.

We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.

I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.